Bushido

Sep. 21st, 2009 04:24 pm
seekingferret: Picture of Lester from Chuck with a dreidel held over his head, a pile of money sitting on the table (chuck)
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Title: Bushido
Fandom: Chuck
Warnings: None.
Characters: Lester, Jeff, Chuck, Morgan
Note: Written for Days of Awesome Prompt: Perverse


Morgan sprinted up to Chuck with the giddiest look on his face. "Chuck, get in the back! Lester's about to circumcise Jeff!"

"He's going to do what?"

"He calls it... brisket milah, or something. Part of the conversion ceremony. Anyway, how much should I put you down for?"

"Put me down for?"

"Lester's taking bets on how long Jeff will scream when they remove his manflesh from his manparts."

"Um... this is Jeff we're talking about. Put me down ten bucks for no scream at all."

"Chuck, you haven't seen the samurai sword Lester's planning to use."

Chuck's pen clattered to the floor as he and Morgan raced to the break room.

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Date: 2009-09-21 08:38 pm (UTC)
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LMAO. love. <333

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