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Feb. 25th, 2013 03:30 pmFor PurimGifts, I received Danger 5 fic!!!! Guys, you know how Danger 5 is this thing where I keep ranting about how it's the best thing on television in post after post where I get no response? How I have physically dragged friends in front of a television and made them watch this show? How I helped coordinate a party where we played the Danger 5 drinking game? How I've requested it for two Purimgifts and one Yuletide, which is to say, every opportunity I've had since discovering the show? How I've written the fandom's only fanfic, and it's gotten a hundred hits and no comments and only one pity kudos from my beta, most likely because the hundred hits are from fans of the Inglourious Basterds side of the crossover and nobody gets the Danger 5 part?
Well, I have finally received Danger 5 fic! I am not the only fic writer in the fandom anymore!
A Game of World Conquest
In which Hitler challenges the Danger 5 team to a game of Real World Risk, prompting loyalty challenges for Ilsa, tactical challenges for Tucker, and another opportunity to prove the greatness of the American way for Jackson.
The Rainbow Connection
In which Hitler has destroyed the Rainbow Bridge between Ghana and Cuba and threatens to rebuild it from Ghana to Germany and give himself access to infinite gold. And Tucker's recorder reappears, and Ilsa knows the best way to solve their problems and Claire is the center of attention as it is finally confirmed by unicorns that she is the only virgin on the team.
Shooting Stars
In which Claire almost kills Hitler, but thankfully doesn't. And our heroes wage battle against the reindeer of the Fuhrer.
And if that weren't great enough, I also got the best Avengers ficlet ever.
Avengers, Report!
Which is an Avengers mad lib. I feel so lucky.
And that's not even counting the Pirate Rabbi ficlet that someone wrote for![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
daegaer, which... I wrote a big squeeing comment on the post, and I'm still not entirely convinced that it wasn't me who wrote that story. PIRATE RABBI FICLET, DUDES.
Maneuvers
In which the Pirate Rabbi has his English adventure, two years after I toldmiarr that maybe someday I'd get around to writing his English adventure. Except someone else wrote it. I swear!
Well, I have finally received Danger 5 fic! I am not the only fic writer in the fandom anymore!
A Game of World Conquest
In which Hitler challenges the Danger 5 team to a game of Real World Risk, prompting loyalty challenges for Ilsa, tactical challenges for Tucker, and another opportunity to prove the greatness of the American way for Jackson.
The Rainbow Connection
In which Hitler has destroyed the Rainbow Bridge between Ghana and Cuba and threatens to rebuild it from Ghana to Germany and give himself access to infinite gold. And Tucker's recorder reappears, and Ilsa knows the best way to solve their problems and Claire is the center of attention as it is finally confirmed by unicorns that she is the only virgin on the team.
Shooting Stars
In which Claire almost kills Hitler, but thankfully doesn't. And our heroes wage battle against the reindeer of the Fuhrer.
And if that weren't great enough, I also got the best Avengers ficlet ever.
Avengers, Report!
Which is an Avengers mad lib. I feel so lucky.
And that's not even counting the Pirate Rabbi ficlet that someone wrote for
daegaer, which... I wrote a big squeeing comment on the post, and I'm still not entirely convinced that it wasn't me who wrote that story. PIRATE RABBI FICLET, DUDES. Maneuvers
In which the Pirate Rabbi has his English adventure, two years after I told
miarr that maybe someday I'd get around to writing his English adventure. Except someone else wrote it. I swear!