Here, have the snippet I wrote the day I got the assignment and rejected eventually because I had no idea where it went:
"CJ?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"Remember that time when I explained the census to you?"
"Uh... When I admitted that despite being the White House Press Secretary and one of the most influential women in America, I didn't know the first thing about how the census worked? And in your magnanimity you explained it to me and only made fun of me a little?"
"Yep. That time."
"Yeah, I remember it. I was sort of hoping you didn't."
"I did."
"Drat."
"I mention it only because I find myself now in the position that you were once in. I need you to explain Purim to me, CJ."
"Purim?"
"The Jewish holiday? That I'm told is tomorrow. I'm invited to a party at Congresswoman Wyatt's house. And I don't know the first thing about Purim."
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Re: You can call me Kat now. =)
Date: 2011-03-23 07:44 pm (UTC)"CJ?"
"Yes, Sam?"
"Remember that time when I explained the census to you?"
"Uh... When I admitted that despite being the White House Press Secretary and one of the most influential women in America, I didn't know the first thing about how the census worked? And in your magnanimity you explained it to me and only made fun of me a little?"
"Yep. That time."
"Yeah, I remember it. I was sort of hoping you didn't."
"I did."
"Drat."
"I mention it only because I find myself now in the position that you were once in. I need you to explain Purim to me, CJ."
"Purim?"
"The Jewish holiday? That I'm told is tomorrow. I'm invited to a party at Congresswoman Wyatt's house. And I don't know the first thing about Purim."
"Ask Josh. He's Jewish. I'm Catholic."
"I would ask Josh. Only I can't."
"Why not?"
"He'll laugh at me."