Facebook Posts I have Thankfully Resisted the Urge to Make This Week

[seekingferret]

"In fairness, the Jews ARE terrible."


"Hey Facebook friends, it's been fun watching you guys argue about whether the Jews should be able to exist in public all week. Can y'all go back to posting pictures of cats now?"


"To play devil's advocate, the Jews ARE terrible."


"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


Edit: I worry my sarcasm is unclear. This is not a dialogue- all four of these messages are posts I considered making and resisted.

Comments

[seekingferret]

In fairness, the Jews ARE terrible.

[lokifan]

Er, did I say something wrong? Sorry. The ugh wasn't aimed at your queer Jewish FB friends if that wasn't clear?

[seekingferret]

Urk, sorry, no, just more unwise sarcasm from me. This is why I don't post on Facebook about this.

[lokifan]

Haha, no, don't worry :D I actually automatically assumed you were kidding, and then was like "wait, generalisations inform me that Americans don't do dry wit! Argh!" But that's almost certainly cos I've spent the weekend with my family and it makes me neurotic!