The Narrative: if you really cared about the greatest good for the greatest number, you'd understand that extorting millions of dollars out of people and chopping off children's fingers is better than the alternative, uwu (:
Me: sure, sounds good, where can I go to get my finger chopped off?? You know, for the Cause
The Narrative: lol just kidding you can't actually do that
Me: ...what...am I doing here then